shmeganed

To get smashed; sloppy drunk.

Dude, I was hella shmeganed last night.

by chewy39 January 3, 2011

Shmegeggy

A Yiddishism first introduced to the English language in Saul Bellow's classic "Herzog," meaning an unadmirable person.

He better get it this afternoon, that ludicrous shmegeggy! (This is how Bellow's hebrew lawyer describes an opposing counselor).

by Richie Martin September 28, 2008

Shaughnessy

1) Shaughnessy is a family surname of Irish origin that is sometimes used uniquely as a first name.

2)The wealthiest neighborhood in Vancouver, British Columbia. The average annual household income is $153,895.

1) Me - Dude, I love Shaughnessy.
Friend - Me too. Who doesn't?

Me - Stupid fuckers that's who. She's God's gift to the world.

2) I don't know what to do with all this money. Maybe I'll buy a second vacation home in Shaughnessy.

by ohdaaamn December 31, 2011

Shmaggot

A "shit head" that over a period of time gets progressively less intelligent to such a degree that the only conceivable explanation for their compounding ignorance is that there are, in fact maggots inside their skull slowly eating away at the fecal matter that their brain is constructed of. In short: Shit head + Maggots= Shmaggot. Alternatively Shmaggot is also the name of the head maggots themselves.

Shmaggot, shut up and get your Shmaggots under control!

by Jon Klein January 28, 2006

Shmig Shmag

A way of saying a cigarette if prompting to go have one.

Anyone wanna go for a Shmig Shmag?

by Placenta Pal January 24, 2012

Shmeggles

When you're really ridiculously amazing at answering questions. It's the epitome of knowledge and intelligence. You're not anybody unless you're a Shmeggles

Rita- "My friend is so smart!"
Thomas- "What's her name?"
Rita- "Shmeggles, duh"
Thomas- "Damn, I should have known"

Alicia- "All I want from life is to be Shmeggles"

by Yahooanswersequalssex May 13, 2009

shmagoogle

more than anything there ever was. It its higher than infinity.

there are a shmagoogle of stars in the universe.

by lawnmower 1 January 13, 2006