shmendall

A word used in southern Canada to substitute the word poop or shit.

I ate a very large dinner and now I need to take a shmendall.

by The sait kid September 28, 2017

shmanden

a cool dude 😎

yeah he’s totally a shmanden

by lolzellll October 23, 2020

Shmonday

Shmonday is the day of the week ocurring inbetween Sunday and Monday.

Brandon: "Hey Patrick, wanna hang out on Shmonday?"
Patrick: "Sure. In fact, this Shmonday is National Buy-a-Gun Day!"

by Frederick Paladinsky September 19, 2008

Shmonday

The act of "smashing" on a Monday, usually involving two or more people of the same gender and one person of the opposite.

Based on her level of promiscuity, I think it's fair to say that she is excellent Shmonday material.

by Harry Bozak April 27, 2007

shmandy

A puss diving , oranged-faced, bronze in a bottle wearing wannabe prep hoe who has roots as black as a porch monkey.

1. Mandy P.,who has pracitically raped every drunk guy at houston high, is the direct meaning of shmandy.

2. Why did you pull that guy's rod! You are being a shmandy!

by HHSCheergirl84 April 21, 2003

shmandoo

trying to pull the wool over your mom's eyes

Don't try to shmandoo me!

by Deb June 29, 2004

shandarra

The blackest name that can be given to a white woman upon which unicorns have been know to projectile vomit a rainbow disaster. A woman with this name tends to have rather horrible sleeping habits. There is also the nature of being a shrew, harpy, or a mixture of both to a degree.

Shandarra thought her car was broke, turns out it was just out of gas.

by Aigul November 14, 2013