shlingey

A horny retard, usually a female, who wants to hump everybody and everything in sight and attempts to do so unashamedly in public.

That fucking shlingey is trying to crawl up my leg and get into my pants again!

by Jacque le foog December 30, 2018

Shlonky Kong

KONG YOUR SHLONG

Your a fucking Shlonky Kong

by HE GOT THE NIPS December 11, 2020

Shlongexposure

A classier way to describe photographs of male gentalia. See also: Dick Pic.

Did you send her a dick pic? No she's too classy for that. I sent her a shlongexposure instead.

by Lexoh January 14, 2021

slonkey

a mix of a sloth and a donkey

person 1 : did you see that animal.

person 2: oh ya that my slonkey.

by slonkey girl August 31, 2021

Tree Slonkey

A mixture of the words "monkey" and "sloth". A tree Slonkey is a mythical creature that lives in a Forest. The Slonkey can be found hanging from a tree and making strange noises. The tree Slonkey urban legend originated in the UK, where sightings are increasing high. The Slonkey looks like a cross between a monkey and a sloth, hence the name.

Unimportant person 1: hey, what's that?

Unimportant person 2: what's what?

Unimportant person 1: that thing in the tree?

Unimportant person 2: it's probably a tree Slonkey.

by Asian_noodle(I'm not Asian) April 27, 2020

schlonkey ride

Similar to a donkey ride, but a little wilder. Instead of a hairy mule, a schlongbeast will be present to perform to the special treatment required by the pleasure seekers.

Hop aboard the schlongzilla express, it's time for a schlonkey ride.

by schlongbeast December 1, 2004

shlongleberry

valid and polite expression of the male genitalia

Blackett does have an abnormaly large shlongleberry(fin)

by Goive January 9, 2005