Shloming

Shloming is a revolutionary term that combines both terms, skiing and snowboarding, into one thuggin-ass word instead of spending the time spelling out what you're doing tomorrow just say, "we're shlomin snitches!"

Wrong Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Uninformed Ski Bro: "Oh well I'll be shredding with my skis but my friend will be snowboarding."

Right Way:
Tommy: "Hey Bro, what are you doin tomorrow?"
Informed Ski Bro: "Me and my boy be shloming it up in Vaile."

by Ski Bro January 3, 2010

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shomit

The undetermined fluid that could be shit or vomit. A found puddle of human waste.

The janitor hated his job from day one. Mostly because it was his job to clean the shomit off the floor.

by cbergie November 17, 2009

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Shlomi

A shlomi means to fall asleep unintentionally, most of the times during an important meeting or hanging out with friends.

I am sorry that i missed your birthday party, i accidentally did a shlomi.

by Shahaf Hazan February 20, 2014

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Shomit

Violent, nauseating bowel movements, often ending in dry heaves of the rectum, usually following a night of heavy drinking, and preceded by almost the exact same symptoms that occur before vomiting. (sweating, excessive salivating, dizziness, and the general feeling that you're going to die.)

Fred: Oh man, I feel like crap. I'm too old to be drinking like that.

Tracy: Yeah, man. You're looking a little green. You'll probably feel better if you puke.

Fred: I wish! Unfortunately I think I'm going to shomit. You got an extra roll of toilet paper and some preparation H?

by Choolie213 December 9, 2009

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