Shminky

A rather small penis, around 3 inches or less, while erect. Small and pathetic

"My Shminky may be small but glistens in the moonlight and rises in the full moon. "

by Fading Boner July 11, 2019

Shlonky Donk

A very limp penis that moves around much like the child toy "the slinky"

Man, i'm so impotent my dick is a goddam shlonky donk

by sourdude13 January 13, 2006

THE SLINKY

The Slinky: When you face your wife or girlfriend, cup your right hand under her left breast.
Then cup your left hand under her right breast, while lifting your right hand drop your left hand.
Then lift your left hand and drop your right hand, continulosely repeat while humming the Slinky Jingle.

Who would of guess that playing The Slinky can be foreplay. It's true The Slinky is fun for a girl and a boy!!!!

by Bam068 May 4, 2018

shrinky dinks

Product for children. Sheets of shrinkable plastic that can be colored in and cut out. Most important think is that after baking in an oven they shrink few times of its original size.

I remember that I made Christmas toys with Shrinky Dinks when I was in elementary school.

by Piotr Nowicki June 27, 2007

Stinky Slinky

A well used and bad smelling RV sewer hose.

Wife: "Did you dump the sewage tank?"

Husband: "Yeah, but the stinky slinky ripped and sewage got everywhere."

by Vent172 January 19, 2015

Slinky in the Stinky

Use of a slinky toy for anal penetration

Josh: I gave myself a slinky in the stinky

by WhyAmIHere?? December 1, 2019

slinky tits

A set of fun bags that are so droopy that they walk down the stairs before she does.

Chris, your girl needs to wear a bra. Her slinky tits are hanging out of the bottom of her dress.

by phildees January 30, 2007