Shlaptastic

It’s an expression of shalptivity.

Wow asypnn! That spike was shlaptastic!

by ShalpyPappy October 26, 2018

Shaz slappa suprrise

Covering your dick in Vegimite and peanut putter then grabbing it like a baseball bat and smacking the shit out of someone with it

Bro my EX tried to bang my friend so we gave that bitch a Shaz slappa suprrise

by cnet66 November 16, 2018

slappa slut

Verb: The act of slapping a slut.

Sometimes in life, one finds himself in a position where he really needs to "slappa slut."

After Bill's girlfriend cheated on him he really needed to "slappa slut."

by Mystery Crew May 26, 2006

Slappa

Slappa:

A female who is a slut

A female who likes to get stuffed in all holes...including the ears and knee caps

If she is fat....anywhere that feels like a vag

hey you, yeah you....your a slappa!!!

by Chuck1990 August 11, 2009

Triple-Boobie-Slappage

slapping 3 alien boobs at once known for in the game duke nukem forever

Man1: Guess what I did.
Man2: Triple-Boobie-Slappage?
Man1: .......

by [insertfunnyusernamehere] July 1, 2011

slappawitadick

What you hit a bitch with 9 inches of dick.

The Bitch talked back and I have tuh Slappawitadick.

by Mak Mark December 28, 2006

Slappa Bitch

The term used when ho's piss you off.

"Dude Brittany is such a ho, did you hear what she said about Jake?"
"I know, I was about to slappa bitch if she said that again.

by PostachioLove March 29, 2011