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Shkeet

To shart skeet out of one's anal sphincter.
-"Are you wearing a condom?"
-"no"
-"Sweet, looks like I get to shkeet tonight"
by JonnyJackhammer December 2, 2011
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skeeboaten

A word of Czechoslovakian origin, "skeeboaten" is used as an exclamatory.
"Oh skeeboaten!!!" "Dont grab me from behind like that!"
by Leps May 14, 2008
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shmeebo

A calm, relaxed, and wealthy figure, usually a man. The shmeebo represents the extreme higher class in the world. The term "shmeebo" comes from a latin root word of shmee and bo. In lating, "shmee" means an ignorant way of shaming someone, and "bo" means rich.

The most famous shmeebo is referred to as Shmeebo, being of high class and very prosper. Shmeebo and his gang of butlers, that he commands, combine their talents and give shmeebo the best advice to make sure he gets diamond every season at Rainbow Six Siege. Usually when a shmeebo doesn't get his 5k daily allowance, he's outraged and bullies his classmates and commands his butlers to hurt them in such ways as: pinching, elbow nabbing, flexing hard on em' with that diamond rank, and in the most prominent of blows, a shmeebo calls people nibs.

It has been rumored that shmeebo is secretly the son of Batman, and spends his time in the batcave. He drives the shmeebo-mobile to class everyday, but unfortunately had to drive the shmeebo-copter a few times. A shmeebo is definitely not a virgin, as women flock to his doorstep daily in hope to finna smash. He commonly calls people peasants when gaming and if loses, is sure to blame his teammates, "butlers".

Shmeeba is the female version of shmeebo, but is only used in the rarest and most desperate of occasions. It is highly considered to never use this if you wish to live.
Tom: "Hey shmeebo, you wanna play some Rainbow?"
Shmeebo: "Sorry, I don't associate with low golds."

Sarah: "Oh hey deebo, or should I say, shmeebo ;)"
Shmeebo: "Sorry, I don't associate with poor women."
Shmeeba: "Hey..."
Shmeebo: "Come on in baby."
by definitely not shmeebos butler January 18, 2019
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Skeebes

Something you get from slutty girls named Erica
I woke up and my cock itch fucking erica gave me skeebes
by Fat Ho Bag Nicole May 6, 2008
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SHKEET

A new balance, old navy jeans, ugly hats that will say anything, and a Sears t-shirt wearing person. Generally a little overweight. They are often out of touch with modern styles and culture. They flock to major cities as tourists often dressing alike and standing out compared to the trendy and cosmopolitan locals. Hobbies include some but not of the following: Fishing, Disney World, Dining at places they cannot afford, family trips to AppleBees, Miller Light, Taking too many pictures, and driving smelly and messy cars. They especially like Dodge Rams and GMC's. Not to be confused with White Trash, Shkeets have a legitimate source of income they just spend their wealth in tacky ways.
Jordan: Hey, there is a rally this saturday at the National Mall in Washington, D.C.
Jared: Yea, so many tourists, they are annoying and dressed funny.
Corey: The Line outside Friday's was huge.
Sam: This place is filled with Shkeets!!!
by Shkeet Master November 5, 2010
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skeeball

(v.) To fall on your nuts while on a slippery surface and then slide across the surface while still positioned on your nuts.
(Winter Olympics male figure skating event)

Announcer: ...and there goes Mark with his signature mooove... *jump* *slip* *THUD* *slide* *WHAM* Owww! My goodness! Not only did he fell, he landed on his organs of manhood and then skeeballed across the ice and straight into the wall! Now that really has got to hurt! Well, there goes Mark's third chance to go for gold along with his ability to reproduce!

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by Mark H August 30, 2006
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