shankapotomus

Someone who can't keep the ball in play during a round of golf. Hitting the ball to the extreme right (slice) or extreme left (hook).

Way to go shankapotomus, try keeping it on the fairway next time.

by nonshank-golfer October 31, 2009

zoran shank

When you stab an individual and then pull out your erect penis and stick it in the wound.

you see the blood acts as a lube to allow you to get maximum pleasure until the victim bleeds out.

WARNING: may or may not result in aids, jail time and a bloody penis.

hey i heard that the new Russian torture method is Zoran shanking.

by Vlad the Demon of Baby Blood December 12, 2015

shanked

shanked, shank.

orgin: prison slang

shanked: to be stabbed with a homemade knife.

made out of scrap of metal found anywhere and sharpend like a knife. and bottom tightly wrapped with a cloth as a handle.

"CrookedEye John" got shanked up..

I heard he got hit with a rusty shank.

by Lec2 February 9, 2003

shank's mare

Literally, your leg's horse. To go about on your feet. An old expression no one ever uses.

"You look beat! How did you get here?"
"I came all this way on shank's mare!"
"No wonder you're tired!"

by Vee Are Are Schee May 22, 2004

shank bounce

to abruptly leave bounce from a particular event, leaving without letting anyone know that you have bouncend.

Yo has anyone seen him nah he must have shank bounced.

Hey where did you go lastnight you didn't even say goodbye O lastnight yea I did a shank bounce.

by Ni2Bic October 24, 2006

shankapytomus

a Walrus with sharpened shrapnel.

Your mom is a fucking shankapytomus

by chupee7 February 23, 2015

Turtle Shank

A plastic single use straw, that ultimately ends up in a turtle's nose.

Me: No turtle shank in my drink, please.

Bar Tender: What's that?
Me: A straw.
Bar Tender: Ohhh. Got it.

by C.B. #99 December 31, 2018