shitwank

Defecating in your hands before masturbating furiously.

Dude, i totally shitwanked over you the other night

by Hitokiri Neo December 22, 2008

shitwank

A common insult with the same meaning as twat dickhead wanker etc.

Your such a shitwank!

by Wazzlefazzle177 March 8, 2008

Shitwank waffle

It's when you grab a very soggy wet waffle and then you start to rub your dick pesistantly. You then get your girlfriend to take a dump on the waffle, after this you will crumble up a digestive biscuit and squirt some cream over the top. While still masturbating you will then squirt it all over your waffle, then you will eat it, enjoy.

Oh my dayz, I went to dis shop right and bought a waffle, but wow it wasn't a ordinary waffle, it was a shitwank waffle, proper nutty bruv. Not what I asked for.

by Sick little fuck July 25, 2010

shitwaffles

pancake type mix thingy topped with a brown colouring substance. Used as an insult or when an error has occured.
Devised by a mate of mine, Ange.

failed an exam - ah shitwaffles

by HuwSy July 9, 2004

Shitwatcher

Someone who intentionally walks in on people while they're taking a shit.

She's walked in on so many people that little shitwatcher.

by PikachuFucker October 25, 2009

shitwatch

Watching a film or tv series you know will be terrible, with the intent of laughing at it. Typically done with friends.

Dave: What did you get up to last weekend?
Alan: Just shitwatched The Room with some friends. It's so bad it's good.

by Spankwad September 30, 2018

shitwang

a more vulguar form of writing 'shivang', drafted after 'CWong' also a nickname for him, was found to be excessively respectful.

CWong?!! WTF? Eat Shitwang!!

by shivang's pal October 6, 2008