Shitting for the cycle

The act of defecating, smoking (preferably weed), drinking a beer, and jacking off, all in one bathroom break. Even better when done at work, on the clock.

Bill: "Dude, you were gone for like 7 and a half minutes, what gives?"

Ted: "Dude chill, I was shitting for the cycle, and still getting paid $6.50 per hour!!!"

Bill: "How do you feel"

Ted: "Super awesome dude!!!!

by Pskawt81 January 24, 2011

Shitting Cobra

At the end of a really long shit log, slap the ass cheeks together to form a hood on your shit cobra. It's now a shitting cobra

I totally left a shitting cobra in the office's restroom

by Tubbers2121 January 4, 2010

Shitting Cock-to-cock

Extremely crowded or busy.

Person #1 : "you think it'll be crowded if we go late?"

Person #2 : "yeah man, they're gonna be shitting cock-to-cock in there. "

by bill138 January 24, 2011

You're shitting me

another expression for "you're kidding me"; when someone says something that you dont believe, you usually say "you're shitting me"

Me: I personally know George Clooney.
You: You're shitting me rightt?

by MissBynn March 7, 2009

shitting donuts

(o)<==== acronym for having anal sex.

Had her shitting donuts last night.

by v dux September 24, 2007

Shitting up a storm

When you poop more so than a normal amount on a given sitting or pooping so much throughout the day.

Me: I shouldn't eaten those two burritos last night. I'm just shitting up a storm-I already pooped an ungodly amount twice this morning. I feel bad for my toilet.

by mitch_southpaw March 19, 2018

Reverse Shitting

That moment when you're having terrible constipation and you try to push shit out, and it almost gets out... But you stop pushing for a few seconds and the shit is sucked back in to your anus. It sounds like a fart sample, but reversed.

The fine fellow Shrek was reverse shitting the other night. I heard it getting sucked back in really loud.

by Zromelussy dealership January 7, 2023