shittlestick

A long stick that is shoved up a persons ass then used to write with.

bend over so I can write my name on the wall with this shittlestick.

by m costa May 17, 2011

Shitstick

An idiot. e.g. Cory and Trevor from Sunnyvale Trailer Park.

Why settle for a couple of shitsticks when you can have the whole shit trawler.

by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003

shittastic

Most commonly used when something fantastic occurs from a shitty situation.

"My dad just got divorced, but at least he got rid of that hag. Its SHITTASTIC!! :D"

young boy-"Fuck! I dropped my icecream cone!"

pedo-"Its all right kittles, have some of my skittles!"

young boy-"YAY! ...This is shittastic"

by HelloMissAsh February 26, 2010

shittist

1.) a person who shits his/her pants a lot
2.) a person who makes use of fecal matter with sex partners
3.) slang for an idiot

i heard that kid was a shittist

by Whipshock July 23, 2003

shitastic

somthing that is shity or really sucks. Like saying someone or something is shity in a better way.

That shirt is fuckin' shitastic.

by jheremy December 19, 2008

shitistics

The mathematical process by which one or a group measures the quality and size of their shits. A way to compare shits between competing friends/enemies. There is an average shit for humanity, as taken by Jesus Christ unto St. Peter's face (the Holy Shit), and shits greater than or less than the Holy Shit is measured by standard deviation in terms of chippermonkeys. Shitistics apply to size, girth, smell, denisty, color, and toilet clogging ability. Shitistics are measured by a neutral arbiter in a "who took the biggest shit" dispute.

Jason: Shit dude, I took a huge shit this morning.

Matt: What are the shitistics you shithead?

Jason: Size: 1.2 chippermonkeys, Girth: 3.8 chippermonkeys, Smell: 2.8 chippermonkeys, Density: -1.9 chippermonkeys, Color: 0.2 chippermonkeys, Toilet Clogging: 10.0 chippermonkeys.

Matt: I guess thats a decent shit.

Jason: Shit, I had to buy new socks.

Matt: Tell Craig to come measure the shitistics on the deuce I just dropped.

by Cream Puff69 October 13, 2012

Shittitties

Shititties is a compound word you would use in the place of another curse word. It is considered a curse word and I do not suggest you say it at high school. You can and will get ISS for 5 days because you said two curse words in the span of one word. This word was founded by: I don't know Aqua Man.

P.S. Congratulations

Holy SHITTITTIES that was amazing!

Shittitties that was close!

by CarlyKills May 18, 2014