shitstant messaging

The act of instant messaging on the computer while simultaneously taking a shit.

Sorry I'm shitstant messaging.

by neatoh September 6, 2010

shetsoned

1. when a guy asks a girl to hang out and then tells all his friends they are dating; the girl has no idea they are dating.

2. when a guy indirectly asks a girl out.

Today at lunch i found out i was shetsoned by a creepy 8th grader who asked me to hang out next weekend.

by loveme57 June 17, 2009

shitson

the combination of shit and son. In other words, it is the equilvalence of shit or shoot.

Shitson! Where did he go?

by gladis March 25, 2004

shitmoney

1) Very rich and/or snotty person often seeing themselves above you 2) A person usually easily mooched off of

*Damn dogg, I'm hungry. Let's go to shitmoneys house and take somma his food.

**Aight, how bout we grab some waffles and juiceboxes?

by NJC March 29, 2005

Shitshowed

The point of being intoxicated which residents of the 3rd drunkest city in the nation Billings, MT actually start to party

I'm up to get shitshowed again, hell last night I was so shitshowed, I can't remember driving home.

by Hondagangsta April 14, 2010

shitstare

When you take a long stare at your poop because you want to see how big it is.

Whoa that shitstare exposed me to the biggest shit ever!

by fjfj December 19, 2007

shitstained

Completely full of fuckin' shit like someone had shitted on you or when you are in a big trouble or really pissed of.

- Oh my gosh!This fuckin' bird has shit on me!I'm fuckin' shitstained!
- I have to pay that fine and I'm broke!My father is gonna kill me!I'm shitstained

by Johnny Diddy 23 September 24, 2006