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Shitster

A person/parody account who repeatedly uses an extremely unfunny joke that typically follows a characteristic and predictable pattern.
Person 1 (The Shitster): *Continuously sends the same image that is five months old*

Person 2: I think god should kill you.
by PugMaster2 August 30, 2023
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shitster

A hipster who talks shit about everyone.
He's an obnoxious shitster
by Word Madman March 28, 2019
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shitcopter

A source of frustration. One who hurls feces in all directions, as would a helicopter with rotor blades covered in shit.
Received at the email center of a major game center: "When are you shitcopters going to bring the signup page back up? I'd kinda like to start playing."
by Blueman November 9, 2004
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Shitpaste

Feces that exits the Anus in a pasty form.
I ate 2 pounds of ramen noodles and eggs, then I shitpasted all over my pants. Shitpaste often occurs after a night of hardcore drinking.
by Poop Nasty November 12, 2009
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shitsterbate

there are some good porn mags in the bathroom I couldn't resist getting my shitsterbate on just now.
by james___ March 20, 2008
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Shitbuster

When you know someone is taking a shit, you run in the bathroom during the shit and you yell,
"ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"
and the other person will prob be like,
"GTFO"
and you say in a high pitched voice.
"BUSTED"
then exit the bathroom.
After you complete the task completely, you are now officially a shitbuster.
*Friend Goes Into Bathroom and Sits Down To Take Shit*
*You wait 2 minutes then run into bathroom*

You: "ARE YOU TAKING A SHIT?!"

Friend: "Yeah GTFO BITCH!"

You: "BUSTED!!" (In High Pitched Voice)

You are now officially a shitbuster.
by AndypizzleFoShizzle August 21, 2008
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shitposting hypothesis

A hypothesis proposed by C.P.and A.P., which stipulates that the incidence of irrelevant comments increases proportionally to the duration of existence of a group chat conversation originally formed with a single, focused purpose.
Our group chat regarding grass-root political organizing in Cyprus has deteriorated into relentless shitposting about petty politics and vegan recipes, confirming our shitposting hypothesis.
by piklachou September 9, 2021
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