shitlock

An abnormally large dreadlock that forms on one's taint by a mixture/combination of sweat, fecal matter, extra long-unkempt taint hair and extended walking.

Because I forgot to trim the 'hedge-row' on my taint, as a pre-emptive strike, before leaving for the show... 3hrs into walking around the grounds of WOODSTOCK '94, I had developed the most debilitating shitlock on my taint. With every step, it would twist tighter and tighter, through friction between my inner thighs/lower ass-cheeks... It was dreadful!

by Jeffballz Guyser May 29, 2009

Shitcock

Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!

Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"

Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"

by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011

Shittocks

It is like bollocks which means balls. Instead it is sitttocks which meansshits.

I dropped my spoon, Shittocks!

by Sexy Polar Ice November 9, 2011

shitlock

To interrupt a persons big occasion in a very rude manner.

I was taking a very big dump when Kanye shitlocked me.

by LackofJack April 25, 2015

Shitollocks

For when things are just rubbish.

The wheels fell off my car, that's just shitollocks

by ManOLard November 15, 2012

Shitfuckshittingfuck

Shitfuckshitttingfuck is a word shouted when you either climax during sex or you take in a lot of pain.

When my sister climaxed from the doggy dick she said, "Shitfuckshittingfuck!" Like that one pornstar, I saw last night.

by Gibbus May 11, 2020

shitcock

1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.

2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.

Get away from me shitcock!

by matt November 13, 2003