shiterature

n. literature that is so bad, it is on the same level of masterpiece as human fecal matter

The Odyssey? Yeah, I read that Freshman year. What a piece of shiterature.

Yeah I had to read Pride and Prejudice for English class. Worst piece of shiterature I have ever read.

by iHATEbadBOOKS January 29, 2012

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

Shiterature

Any reading material used during bowel movements

What's a number 2 with no shiterature?

by Shadow Banks January 24, 2015

Shiterature

Literature one reads while on the crapper.

Person 1: "are you ok?"
Person 2: "yah I just gotta crap."
Person 1: "here take this shiterature to keep you entertained."

by 9873737 July 7, 2015

shiteration

When something new shit is created to replace something that worked okay.

Windows Vista was a shiteration of Windows XP. Windows ME ( Mistake edition ) was a shiteration of Windows 95.

by containersnestedincontainers June 28, 2021

shitwafter

A dog's tail, especially when the tail hits you in the face.

Dammit Rover, quit hitting me in the face with your shitwafter!

by Thoren_NA November 28, 2021

Shiteraction

The confluence of two or more parties’ mental shit, meeting in a negative way.

I came home in an awful mood and my boyfriend had a terrible day, but our shiteraction was so much worse.

by Barnyardcutie April 4, 2022