Shitcannery

Up to no good; cloak and dagger; stupidity displayed with a hint of shenanigan

The shitcannery was lessened with the departure of the teenagers from the house.

by Drunkmom May 17, 2018

Shitake Mushroom

1. A japanese mushroom

2. A substitute to the S word when teachers are around

Person 1: OMG i accidently stabbed you

Person 2: Shiiiii (teacher walks by) shitake mushroom

by Naan & Laur September 4, 2005

Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007

donkey raping shiteater

Trevor Wicks and/or Shannon Zimmerman

Justin is a trevor wicks.

by Maggie April 15, 2005

shittake

1. A type of mushroom.
2. Cover up word for 'shit'.

1. "Yum, I love shittake mushrooms!"
2. Person 1: Oh shit...
Person 2: What?!
Person 1: ...take mushrooms
Person 2. Oh.

by Darth Bob December 11, 2004

shitalker

noun- person who talks shit, usually to impress anybody unfortunate enough to be listening

When you tell me how awesome you are, I know you're a shitalker

by Shitalker July 25, 2008

Shitake Monkey

the greatest band ever.

damn, did you see Shitake Monkey last night at Madison Square Garden?

by Chuck Flores January 31, 2004