shirkin' the gerkin

Literally, masterbation (male). As in penis = gerkin pickle. Figuratively, not doing anything constructive. Wasting time, either by your own volition, or by another's. Spending time doing something unworthwhile, or incorrectly.

"You were supposed to be working on the new project, but nothing has been done! What have you been doing the last three hours?"

"Shirkin' my gerkin."

or


"So I'm waiting for Shelly to finish getting dressed so we can go out, and I end up sitting in the living room with her parents, just shirkin' the gerkin for a whole hour!"

by the Pope March 17, 2005

Stirring the paint

Have sex with a girl on her period.

Bloke 1: Dude, that skank I was nailing last night was on her jam rag!

Bloke 2: Stirring the paint, that's rank man.

by Cunto McGee October 5, 2011

stirring the turd

creating a commotion in an otherwise harmonious situation.

Clyde, why you always gotta be stirring the turd?

by Pinky Pinkerton April 10, 2005

stirring the baby

Having sex while pregnant.

The doctor said it was ok to have sex, so I'm going home and stirring the baby.

by Volfan77 June 16, 2016

Sherrin Soufle

When a person who is up their own arse believes they are superior, they pull the Sherrin Soufle.

Jack was outside shouting obscenities at his house through a megaphone so he pulled the Sherrin Soufle face and tutted at the immaturity.

by Not_Kebab_Man_6 October 10, 2018

shirin

shirin is super cool. YA THATS IT. they are amazing

“do you know shirin?”

“no?”
“WELL YOU SHOULD 🤬🤬HES SUPER COOL”

by cock sucker cheese September 6, 2021

stirring the community soup

When a guy has sex with a girl after a bunch of his buddies have also had sex with her at some point in time

Man, did you hear Clyde banged Crystal? Even though Todd, Steve, Adam and Mark had already hit that? Man, he's stirring the community soup

by Atomic Barbie January 23, 2011