1. A creepy woman, often a townie, that can be found around local college bars. Creepy Shirleys sometimes have scars on their face and they usually talk nonsense to you in an attempt to pick you up. 2. Any creepy female in general.
I was watching the football game when that Creepy Shirley came up to me and said "Hey, I'm a girlie girl so I don't know much about football. I'd rather be in the kitchen, cooking dinner for YOU."
by GregCardinals October 15, 2007
A person who is always there for you and you can talk to her about anything even if it is weird or nasty she will always be the person you can have fun with. Shirleys are always fun to talk to and can keep going on and on with the conversation. But she can sometimes be a person who is always in a mood, whether the mood be happy, sad, annoyed, or even cool. She is always unpredictable but she is always a fun person to hang out with and talk to.
by Pertyboy January 21, 2021
The adult version of the kid’s drink, shirley temple. Just add grenadine to 7-Up and then make it “dirty” by adding vodka. It’s especially good with raspberry flavoured vodka!
by PacifiCait December 18, 2007
Shirley is a beautiful person that loves and cares for everyone. Shirley is a very good friend to other
by TeamInman May 18, 2020
A non-alcoholic drink consisting of sprite/other limey softdrink and cherry syrup. With ice. And a cherry or two thrown in. They're really good.
by Laura December 30, 2004
These are the names of Melania Trumps tits. Also the name of a very popular TV show that debuted in 1977.
President Trump loves to suck on the double d dandies called Laverne & Shirley before he fucks Melania. When Trump fucks Melania, he usually comes in less than 30 seconds. His PR {personal Record for length of time having intercourse is 89 seconds. Trump tries to make up for his lacking sexual stamina by erecting tall buildings since he cant seem to stay erect for more than the average time of 2.5 minutes. Yes indeed, the average time a man can fuck is a paltry 2,5 minutes. Betcha a lot of you wankers feel a lot better about youselves now........................the sex Doctor
by Donald Cowboy Cerrone October 12, 2017
This is a different type of guy, he is quite bi as he enjoys to squeeze male asses. He pinches and starts to shout "Here comes the tickle monster" down an ally way. He is very mysterious since he claims he's a different person. He is very weird on how he tried to motorboats a male who is no one you need to know. Matthew is one of a kind due to the fact he likes to touch up little kiddies asses.
Matthew Shirley is the tickle Monster
by It'sYaBoiDJD April 22, 2017