A paradox created when a girl wears a tight shirt to create an illusion of bigger breasts. Tighter the shirt, the bigger the breasts look. Essentially achieves the same effects of a push-up bra but different in a sense of novelty. Push-up bras are fucking noticeable but the tight shirt reaveals the actual size of their breasts.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
For example, a girl who is a B-Cup might look like a C-Cup due to the T-Shirt Paradox. However, the paradox doesn't apply to A-Cups. No matter how tight the shirt is, their breasts still look like an A-Cup.
Daquan: "Yo Suzie's titties are bigger than usual today!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
Harold: "It's called the fucking T-shirt Paradox. It just makes her titties look bigger! don't fall for it you dumb shit!"
by pandaque April 24, 2015
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He later rises to even greater fame by hosting meme review with blue shirt kid #2.
He later rises to even greater fame by hosting meme review with blue shirt kid #2.
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The one day in the week where mere mortals can wear an alpha garment that symbolizes, you, much like the predator adorned on your chest, are a mysterious lone wolf who knows how to howl at the moon from time to time and are infact born to roam.
It's Wolf Shirt Wednesday, tonight we should all go find a cliff, preferably above a river, to stand at the edge of, while we all howl at the moon as it floats in the partly cloudy night skies
by Ah-Ooooh714 December 10, 2010
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- Hey ! Look over there ! Shikitty incoming !
- Yup, I heard she bought a new pink flowery butterfly knife yesterday
- Yup, I heard she bought a new pink flowery butterfly knife yesterday
by EdetAllen July 2, 2015
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by Holliday Fartcruise May 30, 2020
Get the Shirtless old man mug.1. A person who is in the place of a leader but has no ability to lead.
2. Member of a team who is not doing their part.
2. Member of a team who is not doing their part.
The boss is an empty shirt, he can't make a decision himself, he always delegates that to someone else.
by Gerike April 7, 2009
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Wolf shirt extract is also the main ingredient for the men's line of products, Axe.
Wolf shirt extract is also the main ingredient for the men's line of products, Axe.
by wolfshirtman July 22, 2009
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