Shimmysham

To be stuck in an uncomfortable position.

No, you cannot be on top, that puts me in a Shimmysham!

by Dictionary_Dictator January 1, 2021

shemmoth

A highly unattractive, large, slow female that often travels in packs. That slightly resembles a mammoth.

That shemmoth shakes the ground when she walks.

by sashbri May 22, 2009

Shimmy shake

To actively sell drugs

Im on the shimmy shake

by lil neeks October 18, 2020

Hillary Shimmy

When Hillary starts to shimmy during a debate

Hillary is shimmying.......... HILLARY SHIMMY

by jeffaffahhhhh34 October 4, 2016

Shimmeashammasheaux

Cajun term. Prank. The act of performing a bare-ass fart at or on someone's face who is either unconscious (sleeping) or not paying attention. The significance of a Shimmeashammasheaux versus a traditional bare-ass fart is that the originator unintentionally shats all over the victom's face in an explosive and most commonly diarrhetic performance. This leaves the victim with a pursuant anger, and the originator performing a prank that has "gone all wrong." Normally extraordinarily entertaining to other parties involved, and a story the victim never lives down.

My friend passed out last night and got Shimmeashammasheaux'd all over his face. It was ridiculous!

by johniebravo March 24, 2009

Shimon

That cute Asian guy you met by chance who seemed so sweet and shy. Further along, he's got a huge dick and is ridiculously good in bed. Brace yourself for an exciting sex life.

Girl: Man, I wish I didn't break up with Shimon. My new boyfriend has a shitty personality and is horrible in bed.

Girl 2: I'm so lucky for dating Shimon. My dad thinks he's awesome and smart. He's a real sweetheart on the streets but is a monster under the sheets.

by MyBiasIs_ April 18, 2019

The Quintal Shimmy

An extreme form of ghosting. Moving away from the state or country to avoid a relationship.

Tammy: Ryan where are you?

Ryan: 🦗 🦗🦗🦗✈️👻👻👻
Edgar: Damn Ryan! You hit Tammy with The Quintal Shimmy!

by Monaletto October 4, 2019