shitbum

A lazy bastard

get off your lazy ass and mow the lawn you shitbum

by Elizabeth June 18, 2004

Shitburgers

An angry, often violent outburst while drunk caused by pent up negative emotions over events that occured between 3 - 10 years in the past.

Stand back, John is having a shitburgers.

Jeez, I wonder what stupid event from the last few years caused this shitburgers?

by fungal_intersections January 21, 2013

shimpu

A heightened state of wonderment and enlightenment spured on by the smoking of marijuana.

Shimpu is a sacred encounter that very few will ever experience in their life time.
Only the inebriated with great reverence and devotion to sacred enlightenment can obtain shimpu.

The word origin is from Jackson, Michigan, created when three teenage friends from high school were in a smoke filled car pondering the origins of the universe and the meaning behind everything.

I call shimpu to order.

by jacktown October 20, 2008

Shitbusiness

Stupid or unreasonable things that you're told to do, usually resulting in misery.

Any type of homework having to do with math or AP subjects which will make you want to say something along the lines of, "This is shitbusiness!"

by duckcunt May 7, 2009

Shimbers

The prickly things on a cats tongue. Why cats tongues feel like sand paper.

"Quit licking me Wiskers, your shimbers hurt!"

by cookiefish October 7, 2015

shibusawasbf

shibusawasbf is one of my fav mutuals. He used to be an followingbaldguykinnies acc and i thought he is a ginger But let's ignore that. Let's Love shibusawasbf all together!

shibusawasbf is not a ginger !

by Espyw July 19, 2021

shitbulb

When you have a shitty idea.

I had a real shitbulb moment telling tranny jokes at the office xmas party!

by Dnice456 December 16, 2021