Shiitake Mushroom

When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.

I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!

by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009

Shiina

The most adorable, cute and innocent girl there ever will be. Much more better than Aoyama.

Do you love shiina? Yes I do.

by The Shiina Gang October 19, 2020

Shiina Ringo

The musical equivalent of an orgasm.

Any other artist in Japan is pure and vile shit compared to her.

Person 1: I love Ayumi Hamasaki! STEP YOU 4 EVARRR!!1
Person 2: Go rot in hell you facist peice of crap. Go listen to real Japanse music, like Shiina Ringo.

by Op2 October 5, 2005

shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

1. A prolonged pronounciation of the curse "shit". Used when something is especially pleasing to hear.

2. Used as a negative response.

1. "I got a new phone!"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!"

2. "Would you like to go to the movie with me?"
"Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, you crazy."

by RogueFox February 24, 2005

Shiitake Mushrooms

These mushrooms save you from swearing.

Pronounced Shih-talk-eee mush-rooms

Mom: Oops just dropped your phone and broke it.
Guy: SHIT
Mom: *stares*

Guy: TAKE MUSHROOMS
Mom: What?
Guy: I said shiitake mushrooms. I was buying some on my phone...

by FlatPlanet3500 July 28, 2020

Reverse Shiitake

When a man bends over and tucks his dick between his legs and creates the appearence of a mushroom and proceeds to go ass to ass with a chick.

"I flipped her backside and went reverse shiitake on that ass"

by Guy Siemen July 25, 2009

holy shiitake

Holy cow, holy crap, holy guacamole, et cetera.

A statement of mild to extreme excitement, surprise, disgust, or astonishment.

A G-rated way of saying "Holy sh--."

Holy shiitake, it's cold outside.

by K_Lizzle October 31, 2006