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Sheberbens

Asymmetrical boobs, where one is noticeably larger than the other. In some rare cases the nipples are also oddly coloured, the most common instance of this is brown on the larger one and pale on the smaller one. This strange and terrifying phenomenon perplexes and horrifies both scientists and formerly horny men to this day.
Kyle: God damn, that chick looks hot!
Tim:I wouldn't go for her man, she has sheberbens. Take my word for it.
by someidiotinabox August 5, 2011
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shigeru miyamoto

A genius. The greatest game designer who has ever lived. Inventor of Mario and Legend of Zelda. Without him, Nintendo probably would have gone bankrupt. See god
A Miyamoto quote (this might not be exactly right): "What if everything you see is more than what you see. What if the person next to you is a warrior, and the empty space is a doorway into another world? What if something happens that shouldn't? You either ignore it, or accept that there is more to this world than you know. Prehaps it really is a doorway, and if you choose to go through, you will find many unexpected things.
by Diablo April 17, 2004
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poop shiver

n. That pleasant little twitch of relief your whole body feels during a good dump. Immediately follows the poop chills. Means you just made a good one. Sometimes associated with a tingly sensation in the knees.
The better the poop the bigger the shiver!
by Big Brett the Bombthreat January 12, 2004
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Shiternet

Internet service that is below 2mps
Paul - "Did you watch Game of Thrones last night"
Dave - "No, it kept glitching because of my Shiternet!"
by Tee Roy Boogie Town Browne April 21, 2015
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shiterature

the books, magazines, or other reading material that one leaves in the bathroom to stave off the boredom of shitting.
Dude, why don't you have any good shiterature?

"America: the Book" is among many other good reads in my collection of shiterature.
by pspczar February 16, 2006
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shigeru miyamoto

The best games creator ever.
I have his autograph.
I win but Miyamoto OWNS!
Ay matey, Miyamoto will rock our shit
by YoYoPo May 16, 2004
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Shiternet

Internet that is slow as trying to shit when you're constipated.
Damn my shiternet is slower than my data.
by DatBoi2008 December 9, 2016
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