Shmiggle Shmuggle Doo Doo Balls

occurs when you fuck a dumb bitch in the ass and after you bust she proceeds to shit on you due to loss valve control and you get it all over your balls.

SHMIGGLE SHMUGGLE! DOO DOO ON MY BALLS!

that dumb ass bitch fucking shit on my balls! im bout to knock her stupid ass out!

that prostitute gave me some unpleasant shmiggle shmuggle doo doo balls!

by Kayliz April 26, 2009

shmeaglet

Very small penis

The boy on the fourth floor named Xay has a shmeaglet

by shlongboy20 January 19, 2016

Shmargled

Being overly drunk

Man’s was shmargled last night

by Belly button crust face December 5, 2020

shmaggle

A slang term for a cigarette

Hey man, you wanna go shmoke a shmaggle?

Dude, I need some money! I need to buy some shmaggles!

(short term)

Hey yo, do you think I could bum a shmag off of you? I really need a smoke.

I dont wanna smoke this whole shmag myself...you wanna deuce it?

by snowbutcher April 28, 2011

shenagle

shi*nay*gul; adjustment, small movement steal with stealth, (1) meaning, to make small undetected movement. shenagled; (1) one who shenagles, (2) the act of tactfully acquiring possession of things.

during formation, recruits shenagled into proper position after the command was given by the drill instructor.

the soldier shenagled some gear from supply.

by robin miller May 13, 2005

Shmeagle

The word for a gross and misgrousting person. He is crusty and takes it up the butthole. He goes by many names such as Crusty Caucausian. he like to pee himself on a daily basis. When a girl starts a conversation with him, he tends to freeze up and shed his crust everywhere. Then momentarily after that, he craps himself.

Ewwwww... Its a shmeagle...run
That guy is a shmeagle.

by The Crustiest Person September 20, 2013

shemale friend

A friend who is shemale

You are my favorite shemale friend, spot.

by WillyWonkasWilly February 11, 2017