Sheldon

bojangleas

sheldon:a crisp bojangleas

by boganles May 30, 2018

sheldome

an unfunny sarcastic guy who gets dome from random girl

whoa did that freshman just give him a sheldome?

by cal4redsox4 October 21, 2010

Sheldon

Adj,

A person who does not have the cognitive ability to read the room.

Also:
A person who does not know when to shut the fuck up and when to talk.

-- Albert and John at a funeral of John´s father --

Albert: So Albert, we should hit the party tonight
John: Jeez Albert, you are a sheldon

-- Troy at a fast food restaurant with friends eating --

Troy: This sauce is more like body fluids and this meat looks like human feces and...
Everyone: (Interrupting him) JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, We are eating SHELDON!!

by matin69 July 13, 2023

Sheldon

A button.

Sheldon is so fucking cute.
Sheldon went on vacation.

by A279741 April 26, 2022

shelonfreude

Taking pleasure in the misfortune of Elon Musk

I was filled with shelonfreude when Elon Musk's live Twitter announcement didn't work.

by howardito May 25, 2023

Young Sheldon

The prequel to The Bing Bang Theory. An actually good sitcom about Sheldon cooper when he was young (naww fr??)

Do you guys even realize how autistic Sheldon is?? Love that guy

Guy: My favorite show is Young Sheldon.
Gal: isn't that the show about the smart ass kid?
Guy: yes that's it.

by WolfWithAKnife September 16, 2023

Sheldon High School

Sheldon High School is the best school in the Elk Grove School district. Although it it highly over populated, it still kicks Elk Grove's ass.

person 1: Hey why's there so much traffic
person 2: oh because city planners suck and no one knows how to drive.

by someone December 3, 2004