Shelf kids

A very dedicated group of people, who sat on the cobra's "shelf", staying up on stickam all night to watch cobra starship on the cobrahcam while they were making music. She kids participated in Taco Tuesday, and watched Ryland pwn at WOW. Shelf kids know how to hold ammusing conversations without putting up with spammers.

We the shelf kids have been sitting on this shelf for way too long ! We want to watch another jam session.

by Lindsey598 January 22, 2009

shelf-ass

A butt that sticks out so much you could use it for a shelf.

She had such a shelf-ass she could carry the groceries in without using her hands.

by Scott Henry March 6, 2008

schefflasaurus

(Also known as Scheffler)

Schefflasaurs, meaning "chemistry dog lizard" (from the Greek Scheffler meaning 'gigantic load of homework related ions that growl at people' and sauros/óáõñïò meaning 'lizard'), is a deprecated genus of sauropod dinosaurs.

Person 1: Hey man, wanna chill afterschool?
Person 2: I can't... I've got to deal with a brutal schefflasaurus tonight.
Person 1: I'll get the caffeine pills.

by sycophant November 22, 2007

Shelf

Unworthy, meaningless in a joking way

Me: what should we do tonight?
Him: we could go putt put golfing
Me: don't be so shelf

by Kaca6 December 3, 2020

Sheafan

Sheafans are courageous people and are addicts to fortnite. Fortnite is a multi platform game that millions play worldwide, it has reached a fanbase with 350 million registered accounts and is available on Xbox One, PC, PlayStation 4, and NIntendo switch.

Ayo wanna hop on Fortnite Sheafan?

YES YES YES YES DADDY

by BOOGIEMAN69420 June 22, 2021

dork shelf

a shelf within a room in which typically unacceptable or nerdy paraphernalia is acceptable and in most cases cool to have on display

Dude, Nick has a bad ass dork shelf, it has the original Storm Shadow action figure, a signed photo of the Greatest American Hero, some Star Trek books, and the original floppy disks for MS DOS 5.0.

by supirio March 9, 2010

Surround Shelf

Similar to a booty shelf, but it goes all the way around. Big booty, hips, and breasts.

Jon: David, check out the surround shelf.

David: That's a great shelf. I could fix my car's transmission on that surround shelf.

by JonTheMac May 4, 2010