shawntel

1)a girl that makes you crazy in love for no apparent reason

2)a classic example of a black girl name given to a white girl

1)Dude, I don't know what happened, she must have pulled a total shawntel on me

2)#1 "Who are you talkin to?"
#2 "My friend Shawntel"
#1 "Is she black?"
#2 "Nope, she's white"

by shawnie125 October 19, 2008

Shawnchez

A two-fingered sour cream covered swipe one one's uppper lip, then yelling "Ole'" afterwards.

Man 1: Hey
Man 2: What?
Man1: (swipe) Ole'! You've been Shawnchezed!

by FiveFingersToTheFace September 12, 2012

Shawnee Mission South

A public school in Overland Park, KS.
Mascot: Raiders
Student Body: Primarily preppy, slutty, judgmental assholes. The guys are too sports obsessed and only focus on getting some surely STD infested ass.
The girls are pig-nosed, fake bake bitches, whose primary food source comes from inside the pants of the guy population.

Somewhere, lost amongst the crowd, are the few that are just trying to get by, and the only people actually worth talking to.

With such a diverse student body, you'd think that Shawnee Mission South would be filled with more accepting people. Not so, most of them are assholes.

by pooooopooooopooooopoooopooop November 18, 2010

Shance

A fucking gay ass ship between a Cuban boi and a Gay Disaster with PTSD

This is so shance. I mean it's gay af.

by letsgetthatbread October 29, 2018

shawnee, kansas

a nice town in kansas near overland park and KCK.

kid one: so where do you live?
kid two: shawnee, kansas.
kid one: KANSAS IS GAY. IT'S SO FREAKING BORING
kid two: well then where do you live?
kid one: uhh... well that's none of your freaking business. *signs off*

by bfuadh dfahsd fnuidf hnuigy09238u !!!!! August 3, 2007

shawnversation

a conversation or statement that makes no sense

Cole used a pretty good example of shawnversation when he said "I so would suck Jimi Hendrix's LSD dick

also shawnversation:

Raw Dog: "her pussy was so loose...it was like fucking a bleach bag"

by blacksiteninja September 25, 2010

Shawnteau

Shawnteau is a funny person and always makes you smile because of her great, but sometimes weird attitude. She is not good at texting boys, but therefore very blunt. She also has a weird sleep rhythm but therefore, she can always text people from other countries at their time zone. Shawnteau is a beautiful girl who seeks to an independent living and can achieve that by her strong will. To her, zodiac signs play an important role too. So if you were born in the right month, she will become your friend too!

Girl, you are just crazy! You are such a Shawnteau!

by Le Turtleneck August 31, 2016