Plow-Sharing

The act of inserting a female's entire hand into her vagina while engaging in anal sex, using her wrist/forearm as a means to alternately pull your penis more forcibly into her ass and push her hand more forcibly into her vagina.

I convinced my girlfriend to do a little plow-sharing last night, and her pussy is still too loose to fuck.

by Tuesday Night November 29, 2010

crystal shattering sex

A rare phenomena that happens when two people are having extremely hot sex. Crystal glasses all around the house began to shatter spontaneously. It is usually best to do a safety check and make sure no glass shards will be flying around the room. While this is fun it is also sometimes dangerous and safety should be taken into consideration first.

"My girlfriend and I have crystal shattering sex!"

by Challbaby82 June 6, 2016

Shaneing

(V.) To shane; The act of working as little as possible yet still receiving the same compensation as coworkers.

Larry:
Dave shaned so hard last night and I still had to split my tips with him.
Greg:
Yeah, Dave is always shaneing. He’s a real peice of shit.

by Cheese Waffle August 19, 2018

Sharing nachos

Two men being intimate with each other and acting on strong feelings towards each other

“Wow, I think those two are sharing nachos.”

by The GarageBand May 26, 2018

shoveling

When you glue toe/finger nail clippings to the tip of one's penis to make it resemble a shovel. After this is done, proceed to anal sex with your partner and attempt to "shovel" out nuggets of poop.

Christine has been saving a lot of money on toilet paper even since Robby starting shoveling her.

My prostate exam felt like I was getting shoveled.

by Terry Taint October 18, 2012

Carpet Shaving

The act of using an electric razor/beard trimmer to remove wax from carpet.

Important Note: Shag carpet only!

Corey: Oops I just spilled hot wax on the carpet!!
Brian: Let's shave it.
Adam: Yeah, that's what I call some serious Carpet Shaving.

by Carpetshaver7 November 29, 2009

Shivering Sheesh

Put yourself in peak climax and beyond. If you’re getting that “Shivering Sheesh” she’s going make your soul leave your body post nut. When she just doesn’t stop and your body is in a constant shiver, you have no choice but to let out a SHEESH, hence, the “Shivering Sheesh.”

The amount of talent that bitch has with her mouth will give anyone a Shivering Sheesh.

by TeamCletus. November 23, 2022