shark week

shark week is that time of the month for girls. periods are like a shark attack. there is blood and there is pains. also periods last about a week depending on the person.

girl 1 : ugh, it’s my shark week
girl 2 : that sucks, i haven’t had mine yet

by m.henk1313 August 31, 2019

Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.

1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.

by the bearded bear March 25, 2009

Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.

Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|

by DevilPole March 29, 2015

Shark Week

When a woman is on her period and she also squirts on the used tampon. The girl on the period then gives the tampon to her friend and her friend sucks all the liquids out. This is done throughout the whole week thats why its called shark week.

Hey girl!! You tryna have shark week?

by sarahbargart February 17, 2021

Shark week

When something is really fun/ really cool/ really good

That tailgate yesterday was soo shark week

by Bootypoopop October 6, 2021

Shark Week

When it looks like your woman was eaten out by a shark for a week straight.

Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason

-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)

The only way to neutralize the problem:

a: by giving food

b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)

(Btw this was written by a girl)

Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!

Guy: is it your appendix?

Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!

Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh

by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022

SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA

Shark week whoohaha was a word invented by 2 couples! When the guys get there hopes up about sexy time ;) but the girls ruin the week with it being their week :(

B: “Babe you wanna do….”
G: “It’s shark week”
B: “SHARK WEEK WHOOHAHA”

by Dickerson.ster April 4, 2022