Shard tard

When you first get out of jail and you attempt to get high on dope. The smallest amount turns you into a shard tard.

Hey I'm out who wants to make me Shard tard?

by ivana flailsomemore November 27, 2016

sharida

A amazing mom who is lovely to all but if you are a bitch to her she is a bitch back and believe me u dont want that !

1. Hey Shar
2. Hey Sharida

by Lolbroek February 26, 2017

Shardae

An unique human being and loves hard. Very beautiful and outgoing

My cousin is beautiful like an shardae
Get you an shardae

by Shadaee December 22, 2016

Shard Card

When you are on the recieving end of a correctional facility, patiently waiting for a shard card to arrive caked in methamphetamine

Damn Cody, I cant wait to get completely noli'd off this shard card. Reco-jedor

by WhouDeeny September 24, 2018

Dumping Shard

Is a naturally occuring phenomenon, that happens only once in a persons life.

It is an event of expellation of human waste equal to the force generated by 10 subsequent earthquakes.

It usually fills 5 meters of the human intestinal tract at one time.

Scientists believe its cause to be linked to the pulling of the moons gravity.

Friend 1: Hey man, just wait a second, I got to drop a dumping shard.
Friend 2: I'll prepare the ceremony outfits.

by Hell Rebs January 10, 2008

ejacula-shard

To have such an intense orgasm, one loses all control over their bowels.

To ejaculate and shard at the same time.

Dude, last night I was beating off so hard I ejacula-sharded! Afterward, I had to throw my pants in the trash.

by Bulbous Jack H November 15, 2011

SHARDVARK

Any person who spends hours searching the carpet for shards of dope (ice or crack) that might have been spilled there.

From Aardvark, the creature with the long snout that it uses to root around for ants.

Did you see old girl on her hands and knees on the floor all night after dude mentioned that he spilled a gram last week? What a shardvark!

by thekattywumpus October 24, 2011