shake hands with Wally

to urinate

Yo bro, keep your eye on my shit, I gotta go shake hands with Wally.

by OriginalDoanBrother May 17, 2011

Snake hand

The snake hand is used when you try to mislead someone how far you can reach with your arm. By not streching it out fully you wait until the object comes to you and then make a fast move using those last inches you've "saved". A needed condition is that the other person's not able to see the whole arm.

"I stood in the shower and tried to reach the towel outside the cabin. Sarah was there and teased me by holding it very close to my hand. Fortunatly I used the snake hand and just "Snap!", took it from her!"

by triflet May 19, 2009

shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Shake hands with Mr. Johnson

To give a handjob to.
To repeatedly stroke a man's penis.

So how far did you go with him Tanya?
Did you shake hands with Mr. Johnson?

by Rusty86 May 25, 2009

shake hands with the French

unfortunate incident of piercing toilet paper with your middle finger while wiping yo ass

sniff my finger, i had to shake hands with the french

by J Dubya December 26, 2003

Shake hands with Dick Cheney

Urination. Particularly by means of a penis.

Hey Bob, save me a spot in that meeting. I have to drop by the bathroom to shake hands with Dick Cheney.

by Syne May 7, 2008

shake hands with the wife's best friend

to urinate

I'm gonna go to the restroom and shake hand's with the wife's best friend.

by sloppy Joe April 30, 2003