sheep shagging

Years ago, because the English have small cocks, their wives would go to Wales for some big cock action. But in order to slip put of town they would have to dress up as sheep so the town guards wouldn't recongise them. Then dressed as sheep they would cross the border to Wales for some proper cock action. Hence the term 'sheep shagging'. But because the small cocks English got jealous they called the Welsh sheep shaggers, which is really an insult to themselves.

Engish Tracy: My husband has got such a tiny cock, I can never feel it.
English Sharon: My husbands cock is tiny too, lets go to Wales for some good hard cock.
English Tracy: But the town guard will spot us.
English Shatron: Not if we disguse ourselves as sheep, then those big cock Welshmen can do some 'sheep shagging' on us.

by Eldonko January 1, 2012

shaggous

1. When something is totally, ridiculously awesome...
2. When something is totally worth being shagged.

1. Yo, could you pick a bag of bugles? That'd be waayy shaggous...

2. She was shaggous as fuck.

by Dylan, yo. February 14, 2008

shagonometry

The combination of "shagging" and "trigonometry". The knowledge of angles that one (usually the man) may use during sex to get the best response from his partner.

Well, she was almost ready to quit trying to have an orgasm, but then I changed the shagonometry on her and she almost jumped right off the bed! She came like a wildcat!

by MAΘ January 19, 2011

shaggin' ya

it is when kaden and Bailey start licking each others cocks and socks, It quickly turns into hard fucking that lasts all night long

in that closet shaggin' ya is happening do not interupt them

by Quinneggs March 22, 2020

Paki Shagging

The systematic grooming and raping of White English girls and women, by organized gangs of men, predominantly Pakistani.

“Oy! The Met still refuses to charge those blokes who were Paki Shagging girls down in London.”

by Nameless Horror July 22, 2023

Shagginscooby

When atleast two friends take advantage of the fat/nerdy girl after getting her smoked up so that there buddy can sneak off with her hot friend.

The fella's were shagginscooby for me so I could sleep with her hot cousin.

by Durante August 25, 2009

Shagwong

When the penis accidentally slip-n-slides into the vagina. More than "just the tip" and is accompanied by an awkward eye-contact.

"While we were making out we accidentally SHAGWONGED, but it doesn't count."

by #472 August 3, 2021