Slunch

(Noun) A slut whom you would enjoy punching and/or slapping.

Look at that slunch.

by JimKeat May 10, 2014

slunch

A cross between a slut and a bitch. Often used between the years of 13-19. When one term by itself is not enough, the person is a slunch.

Marissa just took my man, that slunch!

by GLoUiSs143 May 13, 2005

splunch

A slap mixed with a punch only happening to those named Dave. This does not hurt but turns his ears red.

Weston splunched Dave in the forehead, pissing Dave off till his ears were red.

by Alans poker Crew January 22, 2009

slunchy

The most insulting term of 2013. This word stems from the term slunch which is a combination of 'slut', 'c@#t', and 'bitch'. This term is quite efficient in that you can use it to insult someone quickly. Slunchy is the same thing but also combines the term 'ugly'.

eg. "yuck! That girl is fuckin Slunchy!"

"Did you see dem Slunchies last night slut droppin?"

"That prozzy on the corner is that Slunchy! "

"I hate kate the most out of everyone, I would definitely go as far as calling her Slunchy"

by bonesybones June 8, 2013

Shmunchies

When you have to poop, but also have the munchies

Peter: Why are you bringing snacks into the bathroom?

Chris: I have a bad case of the shmunchies, see you in a few hours.

by mmcgov233 October 23, 2014

Slunch

Slunch
A type of mayonaise

"Can i please get my longchicken with less Slunch?"

by neelhtakfeelider November 17, 2016

Slunch

Supper and lunch together, after brunch between 3:00 and 4:00pm

We missed brunch so we had slunch instead.

by Cocc Diesel January 13, 2017