When you own someone so violently in a First Person Shooter that you can't stand the fact the ownage is over. You stand firm above their dead body and teabag as you hold a live grenade in your hand till it explodes.
by SundanceKid February 9, 2008
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Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.
E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.
Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Dont get too close to my ass, or else you will catch on fire.
RIP Jimmy John & Family.
Im sorry i killed you, but you got to close to my ass and it caught you on fire.
E.S.D. is a very bad thing. It blows up toilets, kills your friends, and burns holes through your pants and makes you look like you have ass-less chaps.
Its not fun AT ALL!
IT FUCKING SUCKS TITS! xD GOD KILL ME NOW.
Explosive Shit Disorder (ESD): Have you ever had tacos and your stomach starts rumbling? Then you run to the toilet and unleash all hell? ESD is ten times worse, you usually don't make it to the toilet, it's very messy and occasionally puts holes in the walls.
by Taylorrina January 17, 2009
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Get the Explosive Shart mug.A condition that occurs when your butt is full of soupy shit and gas.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
It's loud enough to be heard 3 rooms over and almost always leaves your butt covered in muddy water.
Condition usually re-occurs within 30 seconds of leaving the bathroom.
by Nettled October 11, 2003
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by Derp1231 December 4, 2014
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Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
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Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though
Girl2: How do you know?
Girl1: He jizzed into my mouth about a month ago
Girl2: Is that why you were in hospital?
Girl1: Yeah, totally worth it though
by Lolsonpolls May 12, 2014
Get the Explosive Cum mug.the most horrible illness known to man; having explosive colon means you will shit so much at such a rapid speed that you won't even have time for a courtesy flush; known to leave toilets in ruins and causing entire sewage systems to fail; accompanied by severe anal pressure
One day I ate food at the school cafeteria. The next day I was in the bathroom and I had to shit sooo bad that I felt my colon burst into flames as feces blasted out of my burning ass and decimated the toilet and most of the floor.
by Awesome dude December 23, 2003
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