Ottawa Senators

See also homosexual, the worst team in NHL history, with the worst regular season record. Will never win the Cup, especially with Patrick Lalime, a goalie who couldn't stop a puck if he did.

And once again the Ottawa Senators have fallen at the hands of the Maple Leafs!

by Jeff June 18, 2006

Ottawa Senators

The absolute worst team in the NHL, gets their asses kicked by the Toronto Maple Leafs on a regular basis. Only fags and queers are Sens fans. They are just unable to pull their heads out of their asses and realize that they just simply fucking suck. FUCK THE SENS!!!

Jim: WTF man. Why do the Ottawa Senators suck so many ginger balls?

Jason: I dont know man. All I know is that they should just give up and all commit suicide together cause they just suck.

Jim and Jason: FUCK THE SENS

background crowd: YEAH FUCK THE SENS!!

by Leafs35 February 1, 2009

Senator

A White Man who enjoys power over all other men. A senator is person who was suppose to check and balance fedural laws but insted impress their will on the people who voted for them.

I Senator ________ will do this for you if you vote for me. Haha just joking no I won't. Just vote for me jackass.

by AP-By_Design March 13, 2018

senatorialocity

The definition according to a girl that should be blond:

1) The state of pertaining to or concerning Senators.
2) The state of being a senator

As she walked into the Capital, everyone was struck by her senatorialocity.

by IrishFloridian September 19, 2006

Senator Fredrick

A Member of the governmentgay orgy. The bitch of the orgy only takes never pitches

Senator Fredrick really made the government run smoothly he evened the teams out

by ActuallyBarackObama December 13, 2017

senator cummies

A large big burly coco goblet names shaquife

Yo senator Cummies is fucking boofin

by SenatorCumBum November 30, 2019

Senators Shower

When you are taking care of a foreign diplomat and they decide to bestow upon you a cultural gift of reverence. However, during the ceremony an unexpected wave of nausea overcomes the diplomat, they projectile vomit all over you, and then void at least 1.5 gallons of warm an malodorous (likely infectious) urine all over your new shoes.

- Hey did you hear Kaylynn got honored with a "Senators Shower" by that foreign dignitary?

- Wow Really, what an honor.
- Yeah, its definitely a major award, that kind of experience changes a persons outlook on life.

by Reedski December 6, 2021