Miguel: Hey you're getting a little too interested in the Civil War
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
Me: Sorry, I'm just a Brad Seltzer
by Brad Seltzer Fan December 19, 2021
Get the Brad Seltzer mug.A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
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Stanley Goodspeed might have needed an Alca-Seltzer for humiliated stress if John Mason hadn't actually kept his word and appeared at da opened armored-steel door wif his famous, "Welcome to The ROCK!" quote.
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Q: "What's Bob drinking? That's his 6th"...
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
A: Oh he'll be okay. Ever since he ran over the priest that was chasing that naked altar boy down the street. He knew the parties over, and THAT'S what put the kibosh on everything, so "He Took a Seltzer.
Q: Whatever happened to Amanda, she was a great Producer?
A: "You know, ever since her boss Harvey Weinstein got all handsy, she "Took a Seltzer"
"Bobby Kennedy was going to go after the Mob. But after they got Jack, he Took a Seltzer instead "
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Get the TOOK A SELTZER mug.One of Satan's workers who, along with partner Jason Friedberg, plans on destroying the world by creating so many terrible films that it causes everyone to lose their sense of humor, thrusting everyone into a constant state of being pissed off.
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Still a cool-cat.
Usually seen with a Gretsch, or a cool hot rod.
THE GREATEST ! (Guitarist, of course!)
Still a cool-cat.
Usually seen with a Gretsch, or a cool hot rod.
THE GREATEST ! (Guitarist, of course!)
by Urban Dictionary June 11, 2006
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