by Zarendargar November 8, 2021
Get the Alka Seltzermug. A whimsically refined term for the age-old, beloved cold beer, often employed by connoisseurs and hipsters alike to add a touch of elegance to the humble brew. It's the liquid equivalent of putting a top hat on a friendly dog – unnecessary but delightfully amusing.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
Sometimes also "barley seltzer" or "barley soda."
Not to be confused with "adult seltzer" which can refer to any number of perplexingly popular beverages that are the disappointing lovechild of flat soda and weak vodka, masquerading as a trendy drink for those who enjoy the illusion of sophistication with a hint of carbonated despair.
by John Narckins November 22, 2023
Get the hops seltzermug. by Turbobunny14 May 22, 2022
Get the Seltzer girlmug. A female that walks into the bar with a 42oz Stanley cup of Seltzer water and a double of Don (no straw) sipping. Tore up already!
by Seltzer water lesbian January 31, 2024
Get the Seltzer water Lesbianmug.