Seinfeld Syndrome

The feeling that among your group of friends, you are the only normal one.

"My wacky friends are all driving me crazy! If it's not one weird problem, it's another."

"Damn, sounds like hardcore Seinfeld Syndrome."

by Baseball Heavy August 10, 2007

Seinfeld

The best show ever aired on TV. Main characters are: Jerry, George, Elain, and Kramer.

George: Jerry, did you wash this pear?
Jerry: Yeah, I washed it.
George: It looks like it hasn't been washed.
Jerry: So wash it!
George to Sharen: You hear the way he talks to me?
Sharen: You should hear how my boyfriend talks to me.
George and Jerry: ..........

by She Is Hot January 24, 2005

Seinfeldesque

When you get into the situation that leads you to remember a Seinfeld quote.

Guy 1: Haven't we had this conversation before?
Guy 2: You think?
Guy 1: I think we have.
Guy 2: Yeah, maybe we have.
Guy 1: Hey ... this is Seinfeldesque !!!

by rcjerez March 9, 2009

Spinel

A very durable stone that, obvious by the name, can withstand extreme g-force (spinning) without being damaged or fractured

“This poor jack model sizzler ride uses spinel rods to ensure maximum safety while passengers on on board”

by Funnyclock301956 January 4, 2020

Nick Spinella

A rich kid who fucks his dog and sisters also socially awkward

Your so awkward your starting to be like Nick spinella

by Gaping anus68 June 9, 2016

seinfeld bet

A bet that requires a ton of honesty between a group of people. This bet was first introduced in Seinfeld in which a group of people bet on who can the longest with out masterbaiting. However it is quite is easy to win this bet if you lie.

Man I knew I could never go more than 3 weeks with jerking off. I really shouldn't ahve been a part of that seinfeld bet. (Zipper sound trousers drop) Might as well get my money's worth!!!

by Bob is your aunt September 11, 2005

spinelessicity

A quality which can be attributed to a person who is constantly trying to cover their own backs in everything they say and do in order to protect their own position.

US State Department Chief Fence-Sitter Matthew Bryza has chipped in a puff-piece reminding Georgia that Saakashvili should, perhaps, be considered to be above the law, which speaks volumes about his spinelessicity.

by Carl Bildt May 1, 2014