I'm on a Seafood Diet

If you see food and eat it, you are on a seafood diet.

" Hey man I'm on a Seafood diet." The other guy says, " Oh nice so you only eat seafood?" He replies, "No,When I see food, I eat it"

by Emberlaker47 March 20, 2017

seafood

A sailor; sailors. (Gay slang)

On the first day of Fleet Week, Kevin and Bruce strolled down to the wharf to partake of some seafood.

by Snickelfritz August 5, 2004

Seafood

LSD. A psychedelic drug commonly found on blotter paper.

Lemme stick some of that seafood under my tongue!

by max123123 December 18, 2009

Seafood Taco

Something that smells like Tuna and is filled with crabs. Also known as a dusty

Man: What is that???

Woman: thats a seafood taco

by thegangstabeatch January 9, 2010

pubic seafood

A crab louse.
crabs Slang. Infestation by crab lice.

Bobby took Sally downtown for some pubic seafood.
Get your fingers outa the pubic seafood.

by rhonda August 26, 2004

seafood platter eater

A woman whom has sapphic tendencies and doesn't necessarily identify as lesbian but whom definitely performs cunnilingus on other women.

"Alice is a real seafood platter eater and no, she doesn't like going to Red Lobster either. She likes fur burgers!"

by Earthling Kid October 26, 2006

Seafood Facial

when a girl squirts in your face

I went to check the cat for freshness and recieved a seafood facial.

by snatch_master December 28, 2011