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Sequential Season Syndrome

A painful condition that affects winners of reality TV shows past the first season, consisting of not being able to accomplish success of any degree. See American Idol winners, America's Next Top Model, Apprentice, etc.
Person 1: Ouch, Lee DeWyze's debut album only sold 141,000 copies.

Person 2: Sounds like a bad case of Sequential Season Syndrome.

Person 3: Who?
by jsutadude September 28, 2011
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Samone

samone is one of those girls who just always has something funny or insightful to add to a conversation. Her laugh is infectious and her smile could melt the grinch's heart. She's smart and kind and has a particular affinity for card games. She's able to make friends with seemingly anyone and yet refuses to accept a compliment, even though her face is gorgeous. She always has a book handy and can do a fantastic batman impression.
Samone is beyond words
by idkpao May 27, 2016
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Furry Hunting Season

A season in which it is completely legal to hunt, kill, and eat furries. This Season takes place from January 1- July 27.
Me:Yo looks like y'all restocked eh?
Furry Meat Dealer: Yeah Furry Hunting Season Just ended.
by Nether Slayer The Word Maker January 30, 2020
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Seymone

Sexiest girl on earth. Loved by most. She's sassy, funny, on the smaller size in height but she can knock you down to her height if you mess with her. She got a big booty and big boobs. She can dance like no other. She loves her friends and mom more than ever. Tries her best to stay true to herself.
If only I could be a Seymone, I would get all the guys.
by JessieC753 March 5, 2015
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Salty seamen

A bunch of gay-ass sailor boys who can't keep their fucking hands off you!
Dad: how did you sleep last night Hermann?
Son: not great dad I had to fight off salty seamen all night!
by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019
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'Tis the damn season

It's the season of looking back of wondering what would've happen if you took the road that was not taken. Or if you just stayed. If you didn't just escaped away from that little hometown.

And so it's also the season of regrets, when you finally realized that the heart you broke was your very own. And so now, you're missing his smile..
'Tis the damn season

"Tis the damn season, right this time." by Taylor Swift. Like the very season of losing someone, of missing someone, and of regretting..
by ConeyIslandGirl.xx June 13, 2021
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Rona season

Rona season is the season when the beauty’s from nelk say it is
It’s fackin Rona season and 905 is on the limes
by Rona season January 5, 2018
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