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seal

Anyone belonging to the EMO sub-culture. Due to the fact that they bark and dance like seals. They have a similar cry (out for attention), and dark eyes (usually the EMO kids are make up covering their bags from staying up late and crying, or being hit by jocks in the face with a closed fist). Their skin also shares similarities being pale, cold, and slimey. They also both smell like fish, and have gross facial hair. Mainly the female of the EMO species.
The only seal I club listens to EMO.
by RNB September 19, 2006
mugGet the sealmug.

seals

seals are what west brom fans call villa fans because of that stupid motion they do when they sing 'villa! villa!'
seals are scum

seals fans are fickle
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The Seal

When a girl is orally stimulating a guy, with a bare chest her breasts clap together like a seal.
When this chick bossed me up she did the seal.
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sealed

Past tense of the verb to seal meaning writing the word seal on something.
I sealed Blair's car pretty bad earlier and he got really pissed
by thetq March 5, 2011
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seal

It takes approximately 7,098 airmen, 45,000 rangers, 70 seals, 80,000 sailors, and 398,000 army personnel to do
just 1 marines job.
Seals are just wannabe Marines. Seal go 2 miles inland we go the full 10 (Marine Recon).OOOHRAH!!!!
by jmasterjermzx November 25, 2007
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Seal clubbing

When an individual who is highly skilled at a task, competes with other people who are relatively new/unskilled at said task. Often used in multiplayer video games.
"Man, John went seal clubbing in tf2 the other day. The other team didn't even know what hit them."
by Libertyprime1776 February 26, 2015
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flex seal

The greatest thing in the entire universe. Believed to be a gift from god to the human race after making dabbing illegal in Sealand. Essentially liquid rubber in a can, it also takes the forms of flex tape, flex shot, and flex seal liquid
I sawed this boat in half and repaired it with only flex seal.
by Grand Yee October 28, 2017
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