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Substitute Teacher

The act of sitting on one's non-dominant hand for 20 minutes or until it is numb, then using that hand to beat off or give someone a hand job. Similar to The Stranger, but using the non-dominant hand (i.e. left hand if you are right-handed and vice versa).
I'm a little sick, but it's nothing that a beer and
a quick substitute teacher can't fix.
by MFLB October 4, 2010
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substitute teacher

1. An old retard that can't hear. Someone who's name happens to be Mrs. G. or Mrs. Greene. Someone who freaks out when you call her and whisper scare crow into the phone.
2. Also a fat retarded loser who is a pizza faced bitch.
Mrs. G. the substitute teacher is a fat pizza faced loser who can't hear me yelling at her.
by Benjamism January 24, 2008
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Substitute prostitute

A girl who is a hoe, but does not collect money from her activties. Also to be used as an insult.
Jane: Mary's such a hoe, but she always looks so broke!
Sara: Yeah, she's a substitute prostitute.
by Kazia February 17, 2008
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substitute teachers

I had this substitute teacher on friday and she was totally crunked I swear she started singing opera, and she sounded british. She was old and super nice because some guy would tell her how nice she was.
She started talking about chicks slitting their wrists, totally out of hand. The students made themselves at home some dude recording the shit with his self phone.
by lmao April 9, 2005
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Sunstitute

a star who didn't have a dad growing up and her mom wasn't very thoughtful and left her without a sitter since she was 9, dropped out of school and can't make rent without selling blowjobs to other cosmic entities for $25
"This galaxy's got nothin but crab-carrying scallywags and $5 sunstitutes who will actually charge you to burn your dick off."
by Kemusabi May 12, 2010
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Substitute Bus Driver

The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.
Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”
by Ben La Dumbass November 2, 2020
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the substitute teacher effect

It seems to be common knowledge that students act differently (or simply, worse) when they have a substitute teacher, therefore the "substitute teacher effect".
Everyone in the class behaves differently when Miss Smith is teaching.
I think it is the substitute teacher effect
by bisssss April 3, 2019
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