Scrumplefi

To scrumple somebody.

Don't scrumplefi him by looking into his eyes.

by chocolateThundah June 17, 2010

Scrumple

The shorter hairs nearby the temple that refuse to blend with the rest.

"Man did you see her scrumple? I was flying all over the place!"

"She rubbed her scrumple on my cheek last night. It was awesome."

"No matter how much hair spray I use I can't get my scrumple to stay with the rest of my hair!"

by llamacardigan June 18, 2013

scraplebonk

Lara Dennis is the meaning a very wimboey person with no brain at all and her dads a science teacher ,she’s a dazzling lil sponk with a nonkey monk on her nobly knob

Lara Dennis is a scraplebonk

by Jonskywonsky January 20, 2019

Scurple

The art of screeching to the top of your lounges until your larynx commits suicide.

Jeff: Man I was scurple-ing all night last night.

by The chickening May 5, 2020

Scrumple

The scrumple is the emergency grabbing of clothing off the floor and pitching oneself out the window when her husband/boyfriend/babydaddy suddenly comes home. Your socks, her roommate's underwear, and daddy's XXL workout shirt? No problem -- I'm not naked and I'm headed to my car.

"Ssh!"
"What?"
"He's back! Scrumple! Scrumple for your life!"

by Merkin Wrangler August 16, 2021

scrupple

A scrupple is when you tickle/pinch the booty crack skin behind the mans balls, or just before the anus for a female. it is for fun, just to make the person squirm and laugh!

ahh!! im gonna scrupple you!!!

by cutecrab00 February 5, 2008

Scrumples

The process of Lower Garments becoming scruched and uncomfortable

i gotta pick the scrumples from my boxers again

by Luke October 4, 2004