Scruffy Muffle

When a man with a scruffy beard puts his mouth in between another mans balls and blows while shaking his head side to side.

I gave my buddy a Scruffy Muffle and accidently gave him a wisker burn!

by The auto tech December 7, 2016

Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

Scruffy

i fat guinea pig that was chuked away into wheely bin and thrown into avid

Scruffy

by fjiejsdfusdfusfdiuhfsiufjsui February 27, 2022

Scruffy Murphy

Tee-bagging a hairy attorney.

Man, I gave Dave a Scruffy Murphy, and he loved it.

by Anharris May 23, 2017

scruffy sack

When you balls look like a raised up gorilla and they smell like swet and shit

This kid named Jeff looks like a scruffy sack

by JefferyN h8er October 6, 2016

scruffy taco

A drive thru order straight from taco bell containing hairy vagina lips

I couldnt get enough of that scruffy taco, so I ordered a dozen.

by smegmasam May 7, 2016

Scruffy

(To be a) Scruffy.

An often anarcho-socialist person with dreadlocks, usually somewhat anti-capitalist.

They fight for nature, the climate and for freedom. Can be found in towns dominated by Anthroposophical farmers/schools/healthcare/people etc.
Not to be confused with hippies/treehuggers. Hippies are all about peace and love and free weed; Scruffys are all about individual freedom and mutual aid, protests tend to become more violent too as they do everything in their power to refuse and reject authorities.

Person A: look at that guy with the dreadlocks. Why’s he in a tree?
Person B: he’s probably a Scruffy trying to stop the workers from chopping it down, as a political statement.

by Copse May 15, 2021