scubby gobbin

The order of Scubby Gobbin is a secret society of sophisticated free-thinking intellectuals that discuss high-brow current affairs. Contributions to discussion are generally conducted in low volumes, but of a high calibre - most commonly during bowel evacuation in the morning, or post-coitus in the evenings. Basically, a modern day equivalent of the illuminati, only less bavarian and more politically incorrect. It is often said that if Charles Dickens and Isaac Newton were alive today, they would be members of Scubby Gobbin. However, it is a rather exclusive society, there are less than 20 members of this group. It is said that one must complete a par-3 of 2L of milk in no less than 5 gulps to be accepted in to the group. There is no documented hierarchy of the group, which suggests it has leanings of a libertarian marxism derivative.

Ahhh I just took a huge dump, better tell the lads on scubby gobbin!

by Gary "Chooka" McGibbon February 10, 2018

Scrubbish

1. The act of being a scrub
a.Sucks and has no life
b.Bum
c.Washed-up
d.Deadbeat

Doms so scrubbish, he needs to get a real job.

by FreeTrial4DeatH June 29, 2007

Scrubbery

Scrubbery is the act of being a scrub.

The scrubbery level is high in my little brother's blood. Scrubbery runs in our family.

by THE MAN ON A MISSION September 2, 2016

scrubbin' one out

Jerking off to Dr. Elliot Reid from the TV show "Scrubs."

I was watching reruns and ended up scrubbin' one out.

by Andrew Michaelson December 9, 2007

Scrubbing out the possum hole

1. Vigorous vaginal intercourse; or
2. Douching after vigorous vaginal intercourse.

George: I was with Emma last night, scrubbing out the possum hole.
Emma: I had to scrub out the possum hole after last night with George.

by Willbro August 6, 2014

Scrubblewump

Noun - A lump of those crusty boogers that one finds just inside one's nostrils. Typically used as the male version of cunt.

Samantha - Jason is probably going to be an male stripper when he grows up.
Mason - Yeah, what a scrubblewump.

by DoTurtlesHaveButts? June 6, 2018

Scrubbin

Lounging around, eating whatever you want, wearing basically nothing and looking as if society stopped caring about appearances.

NOT in a depressed state. Thats called bummin. You scrub just because you can.

Hey, whatcha doin?

Scrubbin.

Can I come over?

Nope :)

by NoRoommates August 4, 2012