scroogle

combination of "screwed" and "google"
usually the expression used when using google maps and they give you wrong directions for the place you searched.

SCROOGLE! I was late to my daughter's basketball game because google sent me to the wrong address!

by sliderxuk January 23, 2008

scrocoon

(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scrotum, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a cocoon, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.

Don't worry girl, my scrocoon shall protect you from nature's fury.

You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.

by Rodney Rebar January 11, 2011

uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 11, 2006

scroopty

Broke-ass bitch cracker

Clifton is a scroopty.

by bigboi982 March 3, 2007

Scroogin'

Buying someone something less for Christmas because they didn't buy you anything for your birthday or a past event.

Ex. Carl: "Hey Danny, can I have a beer, It's my birthday after all?"
Danny: "No, I already gave you one yesterday."

(Carl goes home)

John: "So hows it going?"
Carl: "Not too good. My friend's such a cheap bastard. I think this Christmas I'm a be Scroogin' a little bit."

by TheScrooge November 27, 2010

Scroopa

Fake ass. Something or someone that is fake. Not real. Liar. Knock off.etc

I hate when people wear scroopa jordans.

by Badace3 August 16, 2011

Scro-Yo

Scrotal yogurt aka Scro-Yo. Man gravy. Nut custard. Just another addition to the many fine names for male semen.

I swear the bish said she was hungry for some Scro-Yo not Fro-Yo so I busted all over her face.

She drained my pump of every drop of Scro-Yo.

by Eaton Holgoode November 13, 2018