scropus

The residue left behind on your ass cheeks after taking a massive dump and you didn’t wipe enough.

My ass cheeks are burning, due to my Scropus. It must have been from the Taco Bell I ate last night.

The most common side effect of scropus is skid marks.

by Matzahberg March 21, 2020

Scroptosis

A condition of a unilateral unnaturally pendulous and saggy testicle (contained of course within said scrot). Considered a “syndrome” when associated with a sudden increased incidence of saggy ball related effects on life for example: sitting down onto a single ball.

Can be a surgical emergency.

Scroptosis Awareness Day is the 29th of February... every year.

There is no female equivalent.

Man 1: Bro, my right ball always get wet when I take a shit.
Man 2: Dude you need to see a doctor, that sounds like a bad case of scroptosis.

Man 1: Bro I cut my left nut on my bike chain again!
Man 2: How many times does this have to happen. Go see you your doctor. #scroptosisawareness

by Jonnic October 8, 2020

Scorpio

Scorpios are passionate and loyal to whoever’s in their close circle. They have no fucks to give and don’t let just anyone see their weak side. Maybe no one knows their weak side. SCORPIOS ARE NOT PLAIN EVIL. We’re tired of hearing that. Scorpios get along best with Aries, Taurus, Virgo, Pisces, Scorpios, Aquarius, and a few geminis. Scorpios do NOT get along with- LEOS. Scorpios are most compatible with- TAURUS and SCORPIOS and virgos. Scorpios are prideful in what they are and are just very naturally angry, mysterious people that love to keep people in the dark about fun secrets. Although we kinda love to hear the gossip. If you fuck with a Scorpio and you’re in their close circle, food is NOT gonna get you back in, saying sorry or please a billion times isn’t gonna get you back in, and acting “like old times” is just gonna make them more mad. If you make them upset, it’s for multiple reasons, never just one. It may take months, maybe years for them to trust you again. And don’t question Scorpios either. If you have a Scorpio in your life you should make friends. Unless you’re on their bad list. Buy them food if you’re neutral.

Person: oOoOo! They’re cute. And mysterious... 😍 must be a Scorpio if they’re this flamin. 🌶🔥

by Jeerry March 8, 2021

Sheeps and Scorpz

The BEST rap duo ever

Me: “Man I heard a banging tune today!”

Friend: “Who by?”
Me: “The best Rap Duo alive!”
Friend: “Ahhhh!!! Sheeps and Scorpz!!!”

by Definitely Lil Uzi December 14, 2019

scorpio

scorpios are always made out to be rude , tempered and some type of bad bitch lol , the truth is we’re actually nice people personally as a scorpio I would never want to fight someone or shout any type of abuse at people. everyone says we dress all dark for me personally no lol I usually dress how I want to dress like , green , brown , blue , black and yeh other than that were mysterious and pretty obsessed with the moon and crystals lol <3

what star sign are you?

oh im a scorpio

pls don’t hurt me *runs away*

lol

by rar rar rar rar January 17, 2021

Pisces & Scorpio

Pisces & Scorpio are well known for love, but it can be other ways of love too not just romantic. Pisces & Scorpio have an amazing friendship, Scorpio is well known to be the short one while Pisces is tall. The sang “two peas in a pot” is much like Pisces and Scorpio. Love romantically is normally the most known love between Pisces & Scorpio, they both have much love and care for one another.

Pisces & Scorpio a well known Romeo and Juliet

by Ilovemac&cheese March 19, 2021

Scorpio

Scorpios are actually very nice when you first see them. They tend to be shy at points and if you see them they will never really talk to you first. Scorpios tend to show their good and bad sides at points whenever they want. If you and a Scorpio get into an argument believe you're in deep trouble. They won't say or spill any of your secrets but they are very great ignored. They are very secretive and probably not tell you everything you want to know. They are charming, annoying, sweet and humble. Element: Water. Quality: Fixed. Color: Scarlet, Red, Rust. Day: Tuesday Ruler: Pluto, Mars.Greatest Overall Compatibility: Taurus, Cancer Lucky Numbers: 8, 11, 18, 22. Scorpio-born are passionate and assertive people. They are determined and decisive and will research until they find out the truth. Scorpio is a great leader, always aware of the situation and also features prominently in resourcefulness. Scorpio is a Water sign and lives to experience and express emotions. Although emotions are very important for Scorpio, they manifest them differently than other water signs. Scorpios are known by their calm and cool behavior, and by their mysterious appearance. People often say that Scorpio-born is fierce, probably because they understand very well the rules of the universe.

Aquarius- OMG your so fake I'm sick of you! *hits*

Scorpio- Ok... Remember that sis/bro!

*months later*

Aquarius- Omg, I can't live without you please be my friend again, please!

by detentiongal May 29, 2019