scrocoon

(n) the sanctuary created when a man takes his scrotum, stretches it out, then manipulates his malleable manbag around a woman like a cocoon, providing stability, warmth, and shelter.

Don't worry girl, my scrocoon shall protect you from nature's fury.

You will not need a sleeping bag. My scrocoon shall maintain homeostasis.

by Rodney Rebar January 11, 2011

uncle scrooge

V. To swim in a large pile of gold coins.

After I won the lottery I just had to uncle scrooge in my vault.

by robert freedman June 11, 2006

Scrod

n. In New England, any small, unidentifiable, cheap-quality fish. Perhaps from "scrawny cod."

c.f. fishstick, chowdah

by wayfarer May 5, 2005

scrondolium

Another word for “head” usually used in video games when you’re going to headshot them.

“His scrondolium is going to be sent back to 2009”

by parker.labonte January 13, 2020

Scroogin'

Buying someone something less for Christmas because they didn't buy you anything for your birthday or a past event.

Ex. Carl: "Hey Danny, can I have a beer, It's my birthday after all?"
Danny: "No, I already gave you one yesterday."

(Carl goes home)

John: "So hows it going?"
Carl: "Not too good. My friend's such a cheap bastard. I think this Christmas I'm a be Scroogin' a little bit."

by TheScrooge November 27, 2010

scrodazzled

the male version of vajazzling. Sticking gem stones on your freshly shaven balls. Baby powder that shit.

My scrodazzled balls impressed all the ladies at the beach. You ain't never seen bling like this before.

by serothra April 25, 2011

Scroopa

Fake ass. Something or someone that is fake. Not real. Liar. Knock off.etc

I hate when people wear scroopa jordans.

by Badace3 August 16, 2011