hood stress

Some gangstas do suffer from hood stress. It means that these gangstas do their very best to be real gangstas and when they're always trying to show that they are gangstas, the consequences are: burn out, stress, etc...

Hey fella, relax! Put your gun down! Do you have some hood stress?

by heikki ekman April 17, 2006

stresslexic

Becoming dyslexic under stress, such as when taking a test.

You write "esle" instead of "else", => rather than >=, or 1200 rather than 12000.

Based on the errors you made on your test, I believe you may be stresslexic.

by Mark Hutchenreuther October 27, 2005

stress level elimination exercise plan

a way to get rid of stress in an office. S.L.E.E.P. is a good way to explain to your boss when you are caught snoozing.

BOSS: What are you doing? Do you want to be fired?

under-paid over-worked employee: oh it's called a stress level elimination exercise plan. they taught me it at one of those business meetings you made me attend in your place.

by Pinky Star May 28, 2009

Stressticles

Testosterone-fuelled stress; when a male is giving off stress vibes so aggressively strong that the tension is palpable and quite frankly, a little bit scary.

"His stressticles were so strong I couldn't wait to get out of the room!"

"Hell, that guy was radiating stressticles! Chill pill, much?!"

by Mal de Fées December 7, 2012

stress-jerk

The act of interrupting work or study for masturbation (usually at night), in order to relieve stress and be able to return fresh to working or studying.

I was pulling an all-nighter and couldn't work anymore due to all the stress, so I stress-jerked and started being more productive.

by College November 6, 2013

screwsapalooza

Slang for an extended period of easy fucking, often in reference to an orgy.

Yeah, I went out to stay with my Uncle Albert in California one summer and it was a real screwsapalooza!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 12, 2021

Amish Stress Ball

slang for a handjob. comes from the reasoning of amish people doing everything by hand, and putting all their problems into 1 thing. for example your penis.

(walk up to a prostitute) "how much for a amish stress ball?"

by aman mar December 9, 2012