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scratchtuity

When your waitress is a bitch and expects a tip, you give her a scratchtuity. Thus, you black out the entire tip line on the receipt. A blending of the words "scratch" and "gratuity," in case you didn't figure that out already.
That waitress was completely and utterly rude. She made me pay for barbeque sauce, and she spat in my beverage. I am going to give her a scratchtuity.
by vachement1126 April 13, 2007
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Arnold Scratchanigger

Easier way to spell arnold swarchanigger. Also a better way to pronounce just make sure there isn't any black guys around.
Blacky turns to see if any black people or minorities is around then proceeds to say "Arnold Scratchanigger is one ripped nigger"
by BlackerKid November 2, 2011
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scratchitti

it is a form of graffiti when you scratch your tag on to glass on a bus,train,bus shelter etc.

and tools to use to do this is.

Lava Rock.

Pumice Stone.

Knives.

Keys.

Scissors.

Box Cutters.

Exacto Knife

And some tools like screwdrivers,drill bits and so on.

There is also another form of scratchitti known as Acid Etching which doesnt show up on the glass at first but slowly starts to burn its way on the glass in a short period of time.

the tools you need are acid etching kits from craft stores or websites.
Person 1: Have you done scratchitti before.

Person 2: No blud.

Person 1: You should try it it's fun.
by streets is ghetto June 27, 2009
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fadge-stratching

A minted bit of pussy which is fair ragable
Get your fat fadge out you dirty rutter!
by Pinter Cisbod May 9, 2003
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Scratchin

Scratchin:

1. A greeting to say whats up
2. A greeting to say how is your day
3. A saying to say killer, sweet or dude
4. Scratchin can be used to say a combination of the three above.

Scratchin was first heard at Peets coffee in Concord, CA, it was said by some punk kid as a greeting.
Robin: Hey whats up
Punk Kid: Whats scratchin
Robin: nothing much

Robin: What's good?
Punk Kid 2: OMFG I had a scratchin day!
Robin: Sweet!
by acalirobin February 6, 2010
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Scratching Post

During rough sex when the girl scratches the hell out of a mans back he is the scratching post.
Dude Mary made me her scratching post last night!
by swimmer2011 January 16, 2010
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hen-scratching

this term can be defined to mean either

a) someone's singing that sounds so horrendously bad it's as if a hen or rooster is literally scratching a blackboard.

b) a synonym, used mainly in Alberta in Western Canada, for turkey-chicken scrawl or terrible penmanship
two people who are in conversation, suddenly hear an unfamiliar voice coming from their school's basement.

person a): hang on, what's this hen-scratching?
person b) i think it's my friend Paul trying to sing, but he's singing out of tune with our high school band..

person a) roflmao
by Sexydimma February 29, 2012
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