scratchy

Something that is old or rusty looking is considerated scratchy. It can be a homeless person or a pure nerd or just one at heart, Huckleberry Finn is said to be the scratchiest book of all time.

That old man's chesterfield was rather scratchy.
I slept in and am looking rather on the scratchy side today.
Look at that scratchy boy's hair.

by Lala April 20, 2005

scratchy

A Fat ass who will get his ass beat if he puts anything else about me on this website

I will beat his ass if he says anything about or realting to me on this website again

by Dustin Vincent May 2, 2005

Itchy and Scratchy

What your hoping your pussy wont be after you find out that you did the In and Out with a 437737 guy.

Holy shit girl...I had sex with that guy from the internet and now my damn pussy's all Itchy and Scratchy.
Shit woman...go see a Dr. Pronto!

by Andi March 3, 2005

Scrunchy

Whenever something is so good it makes your face scrunch. Often seen when you hear a good song, eat delicious food, see a sexy person, or are genuinely impressed with something.

Person #1: Did you hear that new Big K.R.I.T. song?
Person #2: Yeah, man that sh*t is scrunchy af!!!

by Aroddd October 3, 2017

Itchy and Scratchy

A fun name for a man’s ballsack

“You kicked me right in Itchy and Scratchy!”

by Just a kid with a dream March 26, 2020

Scratchy McBitey

A grown ass man who attacks you,gets put on his ass by you,then bites you after you've told them you will let them go when they calm down,as to make sure they dont come at you again.

"Scott is such a Scratchy McBitey..came at me for no reason."

by DrCybonix May 5, 2016

Scrunchy

Give a boy your scrunchy this Monday.Give it to a boy you like

If you don’t give a scrunchy to anyone your a loner.I MEAN IT!

by Papajerry13 October 27, 2019